True Friends

I received this from a friend of mine and love it - so I am sharing with all of you-

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.....

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! *********************** Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth